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Verse 1:
Woke up with a headache at half past ten
Oh no, what can I do? You know I can’t be late for work again
Can’t find my left shoe, and none of my socks are clean
I’m out of coffee, I can’t function if I don’t have my caffeine
As I was driving steam was rising from the hood of my car
And then I hear about a storm while I am tuned to NPR
Lightning and thunder, oh I wonder, if I’ll get to work
And if I don’t, oh I know my boss is gonna go berserk

Chorus:
Been one of those days that makes you cry
Hide under your covers, you’re asking, “why?”
Wanna move away, far away
Australia

Verse 2:
I got to work and then I realized it was Saturday
Forgot to put coins in the meter and my car got towed away
I started walking home and then I got sprayed by a skunk
What did I ever do to him, that furry, stripy little punk
I lost my keys and on my knees I cried when I got home
Oh God, what have I done? Am I some kind of modern day Job?
I spilled tea on my laptop when I wrote this song
I should have stayed in bed today, the world is out to do me wrong.

Bridge:
Things are funny when they happen to someone else.
But just keep in mind, it could always be worse.
And if it’s the worse that it ever could be, then you know you should probably
Move away, far away,
Australia
Australia
Australia

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from Three Beautiful Ponytails, released January 6, 2017

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Theory Expats Goshen, Indiana

Flying fingers and maple syrup voices blend into the harmonious melting pot that is Theory Expats. The band met in a music theory class at Goshen College in Goshen, IN and formed a jazz-pop-folk band. Featuring Andrew Pauls, Sadie Gustafson-Zook, and Ethan Setiawan, they recorded an EP, “What A Way To Start Your Day” and played shows from Pennsylvania to Kansas during their 2014- 2015 run. ... more

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